sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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Does your mom read your lyrics?
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i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
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